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  • как бы вы перевели эти "шутку":
    Two guys walk into a bar. You would have thought the second guy would have seen the bar. (One of my favs)

  • Ерунда какая-то. :ха-ха!: Видимо, второй парень был в отключке и не видел, куда идет. Это действительно одна из Ваших любимых шуток?:улыб:

    Вера - оазис в сердце, которого никогда не достигнуть каравану мышления.

  • The joke at the top is a bit weird, no offense to the author though.

    Her's a couple more:

    In the USA there is a gameshow where you have to make up short poems containing a special word with in one minute. In the final show there are only two people left: A rabby from New York and a farmer from NZ. They get the word "Timbouktou". The rabby is first. He starts:
    "I was a rabby all my life,
    I had no children, had no wife,
    I read the bible through and through
    on my way to Timbuktu....."

    The audience is fascinated. Nobody believes that the farmer could top this. Now he starts:

    "When Tim and I to Brisbane went
    We met three ladies cheap to rent,
    they were three and we were two.
    so I booked one and Tim booked two....."


    A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, then pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to leave, the manager shouts: "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager: "Hey, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!" So the manager opens his dictionary and looks up the word 'panda'. It reads "Panda: A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."

  • нет! я нашла их в инете и хотела просто узнать мнение народа! :tease:

  • liked one 'bout panda))))

    Мне наплевать, что вы обо мне думаете. Я о вас не думаю вообще. (Коко Шанель)

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