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Для тех, кто знает английский:

  • Can You hear me - Ты можешь меня здесь
    Undressed custom model - Голая таможенная модель
    Manicure - Деньги лечат
    I'm just asking - Я всего лишь король жоп
    I have been there - У меня там фасоль
    God only knows - Единственный нос бога
    We are the champions - Мы шампиньоны
    Do You feel alright? - Ты справа всех знаешь?
    Bye bye baby, baby good bye - Купи купи ребенка, ребонок хорошая покупка
    To be or not to be? - Пчела или не пчела?
    I fell in love - Я свалился в любовь.
    Just in case - Только в портфеле
    I will never give up - Меня никогда не тошнит
    Oh dear - Ах олень.
    I saw my Honey today - Я пилил мой мед сегодня
    I'm going to make you mine - Я иду копать тебе шахту
    May God be with you - Майская хорошая пчелка с тобой
    Finnish people - Конченные люди
    Bad influence - Плохая простуда
    Phone seller - Позвони продавцу
    Good products - Бог на стороне уток
    Let's have a party - Давайте организуем партию
    Watch out! - Посмотри снаружи!
    I know his story well - Я знаю твой исторический колодец
    Let it be! - Давайте жрать пчел!
    Press space bar to continue - Космический бар прессы продолжает ..
    I love you baby - Я люблю вас, бабы!

  • 0A programmers

    0A young programmers began to work online,
    One didn't pay for Internet, and then there were 9.

    9 young programmers used copies that they made,
    But one was caught by FBI, and then there were 8.

    8 young programmers discussed about heaven,
    One said "It's Windows 95!", and then there were 7.

    7 young programmers found bugs they want to fix,
    But one was fixed by the bug, and then there were 6.

    6 young programmers were testing the hard drive,
    One got the string "Format complete", and then there were 5.

    5 young programmers were running the FrontDoor,
    The BBS of one was hacked, and then there were 4.

    4 young programmers worked using only C,
    One said some good about Pascal, and then there were 3.

    3 young programmers didn't know what to do,
    One tried to call the on-line help, and then there were 2.

    2 young programmers were testing what they done,
    One got a virus in his brain, and then there was 1.

    1 young programmer was mighty as a hero,
    But tried to speak with user, and then there were 0.

    Boss cried:"Oh, where is the program we must have?!"
    And fired one programmer, and then there were FF.

    (C) YuN, 1997

    Ваш клич безумен. Мне с вас смешно. Ведь я же умер. Причем давно. ©

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